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Couldn’t Hit Shit If He Fell in a Septic
Collection: Aussie Lingo Soap Series
Size: 140gm
Fragrance: Lemon Scented Myrtle
For the bloke who couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn — or a ball, even if he fell in a septic.
Our Aussie Lingo Soap Bar brings laughter and lather together in true blue style. Perfect for anyone who loves a cheeky joke and clean skin, this bar packs a punch of freshness and a whole lot of Aussie attitude.
Made with a rich blend of Shea, Cocoa, and Mango Butters, plus Castor, Hemp, Olive, and Avocado Oils, it creates a creamy, hydrating lather that leaves your skin clean, soft, and fair dinkum smooth.
Infused with the uplifting scent of Lemon Scented Myrtle, this fragrance bursts with zesty lemon and orange peel, balanced by cool eucalyptus and delicate floral undertones of pink peony — a bright, energetic Aussie classic.
Because even if your aim’s off, your skincare doesn’t have to be.
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Product: Couldn’t Hit Shit If He Fell in a Septic
Collection: Aussie Lingo Soap Series
Size: 140gm
Fragrance: Lemon Scented Myrtle
Lather Like a Legend: Rich, creamy bubbles for a fresh, clean feel.
Hydrating Butters: Shea, Cocoa & Mango deeply nourish and soften.
Skin-Saving Oils: Olive, Hemp, Castor & Avocado keep skin smooth and hydrated.
Aussie Humor, Real Skincare: A perfect mix of fun, fragrance, and function.
Top Notes: Tea Tree, Orange
Middle Notes: Lemon Myrtle, Peppermint
Base Notes: Pink Peony, Cedarwood
A lively citrus blend with herbal and floral undertones — bright, refreshing, and undeniably Aussie.
So even if you couldn’t hit the mark to save your life — at least you’ll smell bloody amazing.
Product: Couldn’t Hit Shit If He Fell in a Septic
Collection: Aussie Lingo Soap Series
Size: 140gm
Fragrance: Lemon Scented Myrtle
Lather Like a Legend: Rich, creamy bubbles for a fresh, clean feel.
Hydrating Butters: Shea, Cocoa & Mango deeply nourish and soften.
Skin-Saving Oils: Olive, Hemp, Castor & Avocado keep skin smooth and hydrated.
Aussie Humor, Real Skincare: A perfect mix of fun, fragrance, and function.
Top Notes: Tea Tree, Orange
Middle Notes: Lemon Myrtle, Peppermint
Base Notes: Pink Peony, Cedarwood
A lively citrus blend with herbal and floral undertones — bright, refreshing, and undeniably Aussie.
So even if you couldn’t hit the mark to save your life — at least you’ll smell bloody amazing.
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